A retired spy is called back into action, and to bond with her new step-children, she invites them along for the adventure to stop the evil Timekeeper from taking over the world. 'SPY KIDS: ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD': One Star (Out of Five)<br/><br/>Robert Rodriguez's fourth film in his popular kids' movie franchise in which he performs his usual writing and directing duties as well as several other functions including producing, cinematography and music. I'm a big fan of Rodriguez, he's actually one of my favorite writers and directors, but I hate his kids' movies; I love all of his films except the ones he aims at children. I admire him fully embracing his inner child, creativity and unchecked imagination but I just don't think it works with his kids' films. Sure they're entertaining and amusing to children but they offer them no other value and have absolutely nothing at all to offer adults (except a painstakingly annoying film going experience). A good kids' movie should be entertaining to adults as well as children and Rodriguez's films definitely don't have that quality. As far as the 'SPY KIDS' films go (as well as his other kids movies) this one is by far the worst as well. It was simply painful to watch and one of the most unpleasant film going experiences I've had all year!<br/><br/>It's been eight years since the last 'SPY KIDS' film and stars (of the first three films) Antonio Banderas and Carla Gugino are nowhere to be found in this installment. Jessica Alba stars this time around as retired spy Marissa Cortez Wilson. She's married to a TV 'spy hunter' reporter named Wilbur (Joel McHale of TV's 'THE SOUP' and 'COMMUNITY'), who has no idea she's an actual spy. The two have a newborn baby together but Wilbur's ten year old twins Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook) don't appreciate their new stepmother. All that changes when Marissa is called back into action to stop the evil villain Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) from taking over the world and the kids get involved in the action. The original 'Spy Kids' Carmen (Alexa Vega) and Juni Cortez (Daryl Sabara), Marissa's niece and nephew, return to help the new 'Spy Kids' out. Ricky Gervais costars as the voice of the family dog and is the film's one saving grace! <br/><br/>The movie completely scrapes the bottom of the barrel clean! There's not much lower Rodriguez could have gone in trying to appeal to the laziest part of children's minds. One could argue that movies like this make kid's dumber but I wouldn't go that far. If I had kids that wanted to watch this and just be entertained for 90 minutes I'd probably let them but I certainly wouldn't want to watch it with them (unless I hadn't already seen it I guess, because of the Rodriguez factor, but under no other circumstances). A good kids' film should be one you can enjoy watching with your children and get something out of as well (like 'THE MUPPETS' from earlier this year, or the 'STAR WARS' films). I really wish I could enjoy Rodriguez's kids' movie ventures as well but I just can't. It's too bad he doesn't put that amazing talent to better use; I know there's a truly great family film in him, he just doesn't know how to channel it yet.<br/><br/>Watch our movie review show 'MOVIE TALK' at: Jessica Alba plays a spy turned mom who is so sneaky no one in her family knows. WARNING:SPOILER Of course, by the end of the movie her husband and all the kids are involved, including the baby and the original Spykids are reunited.<br/><br/>My family enjoyed the first three Spykids movies so of course we had to see the fourth. They shouldn't have bothered making the fourth. There is too much bathroom humor including poopy diaper and vomit bag ammo. It wasn't even funny.<br/><br/>In fact, I didn't even think it was worth my time to post a review, but my older daughter said I should warn everyone. So this isn't just an adults opinion. My kids didn't like it either. Nobody has much that's funny to say or cool to do. Even the spy gadgets are lame. It is both a sequel and a reboot set a decade after the events of Spy Kids 3: Game Over but focuses on entirely-new kids. No. When moviegoers purchased their tickets, there were given Aroma-Scope scratch-and-sniff cards which were accompanied by instructions given throughout the movie on how and when to use. However, smell is not a dimension. It's a gimmick—something the studio did to "stand out" amongst all the 3D films. The film, however, is in 3D and was released on Blu-ray 3D. Yes. The app, in addition to offering official videos, wallpaper and games, has a spy tool that creates, sends and decodes secret messages. 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